You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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