Me too!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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