it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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