3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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