That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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