You smell like stripper and shame
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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