I murdered the dance floor call the cops
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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