I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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