I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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