How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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