So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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