I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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