I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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