I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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