can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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