Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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