found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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