I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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