We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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