if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have already put on my inside pants.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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