My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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