The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Randomize
