you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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