It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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