I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
This is the high leading the old right now
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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I could fuck to npr.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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