So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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