i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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