Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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