a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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