I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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