he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Randomize
