we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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