its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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