Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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