Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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