seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Randomize
