i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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