I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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