never play flip cup with pint glasses
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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