you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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