How'd it feel making her break her religion?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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