i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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