Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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