R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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