Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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