i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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