Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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