It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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