jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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