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Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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