What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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