brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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