just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
soo... how was my night?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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