last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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