look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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