i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
