i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize