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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her

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  but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"

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  but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies

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• (408): View more from California

  i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex

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• (845): View more from New York

  hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..

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• (718): View more from New York

  I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..

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• (407): View more from Florida

  At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!

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