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(704): View more from North Carolina

I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

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(845): View more from New York

How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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(718): View more from New York

I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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(561): View more from Florida

i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..

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(208): View more from Idaho

Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.

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(941): View more from Florida

Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.

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